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Customer: "Can you do it cheaper?" Me: "Can you pay faster?"

A contractor in work clothes holding a clipboard, giving a tight polite smile to a customer on a suburban front porch. Caption: "Customer: "Can you do it cheaper?" Me: "Can you pay faster?""
Customer: "Can you do it cheaper?" Me: "Can you pay faster?"
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  • An older man on a slow tractor turns to wave at the patient pickup driver behind him on a country road. Caption: "Got behind a tractor on the county road We've been waving at each other for six minutes"
  • A teenage son sits patiently beside his dad, who holds a notepad at the computer. Caption: "Dad: 'Quick computer question' Cancel Thursday. Pack a lunch."
  • A dad lies on the floor with his head inside a printer while his family watches solemnly. Caption: "Paper jam Dad went in. We may lose him."
  • A man in the garage freezes and turns his head sharply while, in the kitchen behind him, a teenager stands at an open fridge. Caption: "Fridge door open for nine seconds Dad felt it in his wallet from the garage."
  • A man at a grocery checkout solemnly removes grapes one at a time from a bunch while the cashier watches. Caption: "The grocery total hit three digits Dad started putting back grapes. Individually."
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