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Till death do us part Or till she takes all the blankets

A married couple in bed, the wife wrapped completely in every blanket like a cozy burrito and sleeping peacefully, the husband beside her uncovered and shivering, awake. Caption: "Till death do us part Or till she takes all the blankets"
Till death do us part Or till she takes all the blankets
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  • A startled young woman holding a tissue stares at her apartment wall in alarm. Caption: "The apartment walls are so thin My neighbor said bless you. I hadn't sneezed yet."
  • An older man on a slow tractor turns to wave at the patient pickup driver behind him on a country road. Caption: "Got behind a tractor on the county road We've been waving at each other for six minutes"
  • A teenage son sits patiently beside his dad, who holds a notepad at the computer. Caption: "Dad: 'Quick computer question' Cancel Thursday. Pack a lunch."
  • A dad lies on the floor with his head inside a printer while his family watches solemnly. Caption: "Paper jam Dad went in. We may lose him."
  • A man in the garage freezes and turns his head sharply while, in the kitchen behind him, a teenager stands at an open fridge. Caption: "Fridge door open for nine seconds Dad felt it in his wallet from the garage."
  • A man at a grocery checkout solemnly removes grapes one at a time from a bunch while the cashier watches. Caption: "The grocery total hit three digits Dad started putting back grapes. Individually."
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